Britney Spears nu este strain de industria jocurilor.
Banuiesc ca aceia dintre voi care sunt dispusi sa citeasca o recenzie de lunga durata a noului joc mobil din cadrul showgirl-ului Las Vegas, castigator al premiului Millennium, ar putea sa fie familiarizati cu prima sa incursiune in lumea virtuala, Dance’s Beat Beat pentru Playstation , din 2002 2 si Game Boy Advance, in care jucatorii au audiat sa devina dansator in turneul lui Britney prin impingerea butoanelor la ritm. A fost ca si Dance Dance Revolution , un fel de.
Ani mai tarziu, B-Girl a scuturat scena jucariei odata cu schimbarea jocului Twister Dance in 2012, o varianta funky pe jocul clasic cu membre de tangaj de pe podea, implicand un player muzical portabil si spoturi coordonate in culori.
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Astazi (bine, ieri), Britney – impreuna cu Glu Mobile, producatorii lui Kim Kardashian: Hollywood , Kendall & Kylie si flopul de notorietate Katy Perry Pop – ne-au binecuvantat cu Britney Spears: American Dream , un joc mobil in care Britney Spears ajuta insasi tu pentru a deveni superstarul pop te-ai nascut pentru a deveni.
Desigur, nu am jucat niciodata pe Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood , pentru ca nu sunt oaie. Dar! Pentru ca scriu profesional pe Internet, inca simt ca l-am jucat din cauza cantitatii mari de tweet-uri si #thinkpieces despre joc cand a fost lansat acum doi ani.
Prin urmare, pe baza previzualizarilor gameplay-ului din ultimele luni, as putea spune deja ca Britney Spears: American Dream ar fi in esenta acelasi joc ca al lui Kim, doar reambalat cu Britney Spears.
Traducere: Ia-mi toti banii. publi24 escorte constanta mcelhaneys.com
Inainte de a incepe sa joci Visul American , trebuie sa arunci o privire buna si dura la fata din oglinda si, la fel ca Ariana Grande, sa devii cine esti cu adevarat .
Ca si The Sims , Britney Spears: American Dream ofera o mare varietate de personalizari pentru avatarul tau. Mi-am dat tatuaje de stele pe antebrat, pentru ca sunt gunoi, m-am asezat pe un henley si am petrecut cel putin 15 minute hotarand care nasul a reprezentat cel mai exact nasul meu real. A fost o experienta umilita, sa spunem cel mai putin.
Dar nu va faceti griji: la fel ca in viata reala, puteti schimba aproape totul despre aspectul dvs. escorte gorj publi24 fineartransport.com imediat ce atingeti jocul.
Deoarece Visul American are straturi, incepe cu viitorul.
Acolo sunt, aratand aprig pe scena in direct la Piece Of Me cu Britney, care pare sa fie in mijlocul interpretarii „Work Bitch”. Imi aminteste de ziua in care ne-am intalnit prima data.
„Parca a fost ieri . publi24 escorte braila nylscorp.com ..” ii raspund, ca si cum n-as incepe doar sa plang pe loc.
Si plecam!
Lucrez la un magazin de inregistrari de tip Amoeba Records cand primesc un apel de la bestie-ul meu, Sara Williams. Este o mizerie si poarta mereu esarfa aceea groaznica, dar ma simt rau pentru ca are chestia asta cu gatul si, de asemenea, a fost intreaga drama cu tatal ei care va merge la inchisoare anul trecut, dar este o poveste lunga si nu o fac vreau sa vorbim despre asta. escorte ieftine constanta matiarobotics.info
In orice caz, ea imi spune ca Britney F – king Spears sta la coada la Starbeans (VEZI CUM S-A FACUT ACUM NUME?), Si ca toti sunt ca „Bye, work”.
Pentru a fi corect, acest lucru ar fi, de asemenea, in viata reala. Scuze, angajatori.
Ma grabesc, si destul de sigur, acolo este ea, comandand un Whippaccino de capsune la tejghea. Britney clasic . escorte iasi forum bailie.us
Cumva, ma ocup de nervi pentru a vorbi cu ea – mai ales pentru ca mi-ar placea sa ma indepartez de Sara. Parca, te iubesc, Sara, dar mi-e rau.
Acest lucru se intampla si sunt deja coplesit.
Nici macar nu stiu ce se intampla pentru ca am oprit (REFERENTA), dar cumva ajung pe o scena interpretand pentru acelasi Living Legend care a inregistrat „.. cupluri escorte www.scottfulmer.com . Baby One More Time”.
Ii place ce aude (CE?) Si, fiind ingerul neobisnuit care este, ma invita la o petrecere StarCore Media la String pentru a ma intalni cu managerul Boss Lady, Anne Means. Panica.
Ma imbrac pentru eveniment in modul in care sunt de obicei imbracat in viata reala, dar ceva imi spune ca Britney ma minte in legatura cu tinuta mea. escorte rahova mosaicpages.com
Managerul Anne isi doreste niciunul dintre taurii mei – o data ce o cunosc, pe care o primesc in totalitate, pentru ca cine poarta un prosop la o retea? Imi spune sa merg sa fac spectacol la Sala Veninului si sa imi fac un nume daca sunt cu adevarat bun, si poate poate sa aud pentru ea. Sigur, dar unde sunt betele de mozzarella, Boss Lady?
Unii nimeni pe nume Aston Kole ar trebui sa efectueze la sala de Venom acea noapte, dar ea e tarziu, asa ca am avea locul ei.
Il unghiez, duh.
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Inghititura. Atunci am intalnit-o dupa emisiune: Aston Kole, rivalul meu, care arata vag ca Cece Frey de la X Factor USA o intalneste pe Kimberly Caldwell, de American Idol , pe Ellie Goulding. escorte mature timisoara santafepacking.com Si ea ESTE LUCRUL. Doamne, nu pot. E atat de geloasa, urata si umbra.
Imi place totusi tinuta ei.
Sara ma suna acasa dupa aceea si, sincer, suna din nou beat. escorte gay cluj peiweimarketplace.mobi Nici macar nu sunt sigur daca suntem de fapt prieteni in acest moment sau daca doar ma simt rau pentru ea. A existat acea perioada, cand cainele ei s-a imbolnavit si si-a anulat calatoria in Bali si – nu va deranjeaza. Nici acum nu intru in el.
Mai important, oamenii sunt DE INCARCAT DESPRE Mine! #MorePlz
Anne vrea sa vina la birou si sa audieze, asa ca am pus in cele din urma cateva haine. Trebuie sa stau acolo pretinzand de parca nu complotez cum sa-i fure afisul Blackout in loc sa ascult ce spune ea de fapt inainte de a canta. escorte negrese kulesza.us
Evident, fac cuie auditia, iar ea ma trimite la studioul de inregistrari. Ramai presat si obsedat, Aston Kole.
Iata-ma, inregistrand single-ul meu debut dance-pop „Cumparati Lotus (pe iTunes)” cu noul meu prieten chitarist, Bobbi Hall.
De fapt, nu ajungi sa – ti auzi single-urile in acest joc. Dar sunt sigur ca este foarte bine. escorte nasaud clubnono.com
Bla, bla, bla. Promovez smash-ul meu de debut si urca pe topuri. M-am legat chiar de apreciatul regizor Mick Hudson pentru a filma videoclipul meu pana cand – EXCUSE ME?
Zvonurile? In presa? Despre talentul meu vocal natural dat de Dumnezeu ? Oh, naiba nu.
Nu m-am prezentat timp de patru ani la mese de bussing Berklee si m-am dus la baiat la Club Cafe pentru acesti tauri. (Ironia propriei voci a lui Britney fiind pusa in discutie de-a lungul intregii sale cariere nu se pierde aici. escorte baia inovadx.us )
Taiati-mi zborul la Chicago doar pentru a face un interviu radio si pentru a ma dovedi cu o redare acustica in direct a „Cumparati Lotus pe iTunes”, multumita Aston Kole care a raspandit LIES in tabloide. De asemenea, am uitat sa fac o captura de ecran in Chicago, deoarece am fost intr-adevar incurajata de intreaga experienta.
My loneliness is killing me in between of all this drama evidently, so Britney proves herself to be a tireless LGBTQ warrior by having my drunk BFF Sara slip in this casual “it’s fine that you’re gay, you just really need to get laid” moment.
I didn’t try playing through the “right girl” option, but I don’t think anyone who is playing a Britney Spears mobile game will select that option, either.
Rudy is literally my dream man in every way, except for that hair. escorte independente koura.com He smells like a broad clearing in the woods, stale cigarettes and safety. Bradley Jahshan — it has a ring to it, don’t you think? I should book a synagogue now.
Wait. Sorry. Getting too carried away. escorte buzau forum argylecigars.org
My first date with Rudy is amazing, you guys.
I charm my beau-to-be with sensual tasks like “Eat A Salad” and “Take A Selfie Together.” (I’ve been doing dating all wrong, but I don’t need Britney Spears: American Dream to tell me that.) “You put me at ease, Bradley.” No one has ever said this to me on a date, or in life, ever. escorte baba novac molhimawk.com I feel warm inside, and am no longer sure if this is merely a virtual love.
But it’s back to work, bitch: I set off to the studio to record my follow-up single, “RebellionSnippet.MP3.” I’m present physically, but my mind is elsewhere. And why did I even hire Sara to play keyboards? Look at her face. escorte franta www.signalplanet.com Completely wasted.
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She’s such a mess.
I can already tell that juggling my career as a pop superstar, becoming Britney’s new best friend (BYE Sara) and being a loving, devoted bae to Rudy is going to be incredibly tricky… escorte bucuresti sector 2 champmitchellsucks.info and all of this within just 24 hours.
Will fame change me? Have I already changed? Is this all just…a dream within a dream?
Everything about Britney Spears: American Dream is delightfully absurd, largely because it rests on the ridiculous notion that Britney Spears is by any means accessible to humans who are not her management team or her family. escorte pro wagersmail.net
Britney calls you personally, shows up unannounced at meetings, clubs and restaurants and regularly invites you to her mansion to talk business. Sure, for Kim Kardashian, there’s at least a 10% chance that could possibly happen in real life. But Britney?
We all know Britney Spears lives in a moat-encircled fortress protected by an elite security team and only interfaces with mortals during her Piece Of Me Meet & Greets. That, and that she’s too busy posting images of corn and Albert Einstein on Instagram to be bothered with thinking about the music industry — let alone advancing my sad career.
As for the actual game itself? The key, as I understand it, is to collect “B-Gems,” which you can then cash in for energy lightning bolts to perform tasks like dating or performing. escorte din iasi maharam.co.nz The catch is that you run out of energy fairly quickly, so you either have to wait for it to replenish for several minutes/hours/days, watch 30-second ads for other video games and sign up for spam websites for free B-Gems, or purchase B-Gems using your actual money. (Granted, I’ve done far more for far less, but I’m still not doing that…yet. escorte republica moldova shop-rank.com )
There’s also some interaction opportunities between players, including a general public chat room, user-created record labels and the ability to buy people clothing and items. But, let’s be clear: I’m not here to make friends — unless it’s Britney calling.
The great irony of American Dream is that, much like The Holy Spearit’s career in recent years, this game involves a lot of waiting and seeing — unless you’re willing to shell out real cash, which this game hasn’t broken my spirit enough to do yet. (Spending on trips to Vegas to see Brit Brit on the other hand? She’s got a direct line to my checking account.)
Patient American Dream fans will be rewarded in replenished energy, romantic dates and chart-topping singles — much like patient Britney fans IRL who will be made to oooh sometime later this summer.
That being said, she did record actual vocals for her character (“Great!“), and I fully expect a Brazilian producer to thread those tiny Spearitual tidbits across a hot dance beat within the next few weeks. (I’m only half kidding. This will likely happen.)
For now, I will continue to stare into Rudy’s warm, pixelated eyes and imagine fixing finger sandwiches in the kitchen at our summer home in the Hamptons as he sits on the couch catching up on Grace & Frankie. I don’t care for his mother, but she’s coming over later for a light lunch poolside. You know, I do worry about Rudy sometimes. He’s got that bad knee. And that temper. And there is that.. .lingering perfume. I’m trying to be cool. Am I being paranoid? Am I seeing things? Am I just insecure? I want to believe it’s just Rudy and me. Sometimes it feels like there’s three of us in here. ..
Anyway. Great game!
Britney Kicks Off Remixed, Reimagined and Still Iconic Piece Of Me:
