Cu luni in urma, luni si luni, mi-am postat calatoria in Long Island pentru a fi un plus in filmul Music & Lyrics (afara azi, si Happy Valentine’s Day!) Ei bine – scena mea este inca in film! Daca o verificati, in scena in care Hugh joaca la Adventureland din Long Island, aparatul foto se indeparteaza de doi iubiti cu o privire destul de perplexa (eu si prietenul meu Mike in rolul de iubit si iubita.) Nu puteti lipsi de mine : Sunt un cap mai inalt decat baiatul meu, cu parul acru al unui leu. Sunt in ea pentru toate cele 2 secunde, dar este inca o inchidere placuta a experientei mele, pe care, din motive de comoditate, am reinceput-o mai jos.
Quiz of the Day: Loch Ness Monster? Sau Hugh Grant?
In urma cu cateva saptamani, o prietena din „Biz” („Biz” = showbiz, nu un parazit care locuieste in interiorul lui Biz Markie) descria cel mai recent proiect al sau: Lucrand in culise la ultimul film al lui Hugh Grant „Music & Lyrics By. ” Prietenul meu Mike si cu mine ne-am trezit la crapaturile zorilor pentru a lua autobuzul din centrul orasului si spre Long Island, unde am fost lasati la ceea ce parea a fi un parc de distractii abandonat, dar ceea ce era de fapt „Adventureland”. roberta pedon porn www.cast-bookmarks.win Pentru cei care nu stiu, „Adventureland” este o menagerie cu diverse „moduri stupide de a muri si / sau a se distra” in Farmingdale, New York. Nu sunt urias la carnavaluri, in special la carnavaluri, asa ca am fost mai mult decat incantat sa aflu ca persoanele care opereaza diferitele calatorii (inspectate ultima data in ceea ce parea a fi 1974) nu sunt niste carnea aditivata de droguri, ci, de fapt, Copii de 14 ani fara perspective. In sfarsit in siguranta.
Mike inlocuieste un teamster jucand un joc de carnaval.
Aceasta a fost prima mea experienta fiind un plus si nu as fi putut cere mai multe. incineroar porn www.rankbookmarkings.win Un film Hugh Grant !! Glumesti cu mine? Nu cred ca pot numi un alt actor care provoaca rasete din toata inima si visuri de nunta realista aparent ca domnul Grant. Nu vreau sa obtin „tarif de vanzare cu jet albastru in psiho-oras”, dar chiar si cel mai rau dintre filmele sale s-au incheiat in colectia mea de DVD datorita smarmului si efortului sexual fara efort (cu exceptia masurilor extreme, pentru ca, bine, eu ” Sunt destul de sigur ca nu ajunge in pat cu Gene Hackman si cu baietii sai imens, fara indoiala. In caz contrar, 4 sigur.)
Cu o seara inainte, m-am angajat in ritualul meu de machiaj pentru par si machiaj. Fiecare fir de pe capul meu fusese indreptat si lucios de 3 ori in pregatire. kendra roll porn fogweb.ru Am purtat o tinuta „extra” apropiata din cabluri de culoare alba si un blazer de culoare caramel. Am ales apartamente pentru ca, bine, nu voiam sa am capul oprit de un mic microfon.
Cum s-ar descurca intalnirea mea cu Hugh? M-ar fi privit, tinand un parazit si band apa de rau cu mainile mele si ma invita imediat inapoi in remorca lui? Sau as lua din greseala o inghititura din cafeaua lui, ceea ce duce la un schimb incomod, dar de fata, despre herpes oral, cu intelepciunea mea (si, as putea adauga, gura libera de herpes), coplesindu-l de pofta, ducandu-ne la pace la dracu. remorca? Ar intra in trailerul sau, m-ar gasi ascuns sub patul sau in stilul Cape Fear, ma certa pentru o farsa atat de copilareasca .. jordi el niño polla porn gamesdll.ru . si apoi ma invita imediat inapoi la remorca lui? Am visat si am visat.
Ma ocup sa fac o poza cu telefonul camerei din stand-in-ul lui Hugh Grant, care parea o asemanare izbitoare cu Ty Pennington. Sunt atat de recunoscator, fata mea umflata a facut-o! Dovada ca am fost acolo! (ACTUALIZAREA EDITORULUI: Am fost intr-adevar atat de nesabuit? Sfanta esenta.)
Following extras check-in, Mike and I broke free from the pack and sat patiently on a bench watching them set up. surecakes porn mihrabqolbi.com In the meantime, I chatted up the director’s older Jewish mother, who immediately out-ranked Mike as my “On-Set Bestie.” I had a brief but thrilling flirtation with an adorable camera guy. I ate 3 bites of an Adventureland Quesedilla. I sat. I waited. rainbow six siege hibana porn www.indiaserver.com I twiddled. And then…
Hugh Grant arrived. ashley evans porn www.premio-tuning-bestellshop.at
Can you spot him in this photo? Answer coming up later. Hint: You can’t see him.
Wearing adorable little velvet trousers, white cowboy boots, a white tuxedo shirt and a black leather studded blazer, he looked the part. The part is that of an 80s rock star who failed to hit it big as a solo artist and must resort to performing at, yes, Adventureland. My own Jewish maternal instinct kicked in, as Hugh looked very thin in person, smaller than he seems on screen. jinusenpai porn withinreach.chesapeakebiblecollege.com With him in the movie is Drew Barrymore, who speaking of petite, is tine-tine. Poor thing gets a reputation for being “not so thin” because she has a strong jaw, but I swear in 4 inch heels she was a little over 5 feet tall, waif-thin, and very cute. On the other end of the freaky-sized-celeb spectrum was Brad Garrett, better known as the brother on Everybody Loves Raymond. Much handsomer in person, I’m putting my comedy career on the line by saying that yes, I sometimes watch Raymond, and you know what? I laugh, so fuck you and your high brow judgment.
Seeing Hugh made me giddy. im cumming porn amangeldy-moiynkum.mektebi.kz But I’m no asshole, I know how to behave. I wasn’t about to go up to these actors and tell them that I’m a “fan” because, really, it’s the douchiest, and my name ain’t Massengil Collins. No, my plan was to pass Hugh on set, cock my head, wink an eye, give a tug at my jacket lapel, and say “Trade blazers?” For some reason, I thought this was brill. “Trade blazers! It’s perfect!” I told Mike, who lowered his head in disgust and shame. Just random enough to get his attention, but coy enough to point out that we were both wearing ladies blazers. revenge porn reddit yaltavesti.com
I ran it by my friend working on the set, who immediately put me in my place and told me to behave. There would be no small talking with Hugh. If I didn’t want to be sent back to the “Exta’s Pen” (i.e. the Adventureland cafeteria, filled to the brim with 40-something actresses looking for their big break) I’d have to remain quiet. asian porn video tumblr northstarshoes.com
The Extra’s Pen: Where Dreams Become a Fast-Food Character Driven Nightmare.
We filmed our extra’s scene, which was kind of cute. Mike and I played boyf/girlf, and the camera follows us walking behind a crowd of fans while totally disregarding Hugh’s singing. We held hands and ate tri-colored snocones. We practiced looking “non-chalant”, which may actually lend itself to our looking just a tad “chalant”. mariah mallad porn hotel.ksworks.ru I’m a solid head taller than Mike, so if and when you see the movie (which I get the feeling is gonna be great), and you spot a man and woman holding hands eating snocones, and you wonder “Are they dating? Or is that his mom?”, that’s me and Mike. And I swear to God, if my face ends up on the big screen, even for a brief mome, I will absolutely slit my throat in joy.
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Just like I did when they filmed my apartment in “New Jack City”.
Mike and I sitting on a bench. This is a bird’s eye view of 95 percent of my day. black teen hardcore porn dklada.ru
During lunch, the PA’s had all the amusement park rides opened for the people working behind the scenes. (Think key grips and the like.) We went on a hilarious roller coaster that looks like it’s made for babies, up until you’re dangled upside-down with your ovaries hanging out of your mouth crying out for Jesus to save you. Then there was a Haunted House ride that was basically a box on wheels moving slowly through a pitch black room, which is actually pretty fucking scary. This morning I was shocked to find bruises on my legs — I think I was literally “Too Tall To Ride. porn page 1 serialurojus.com “
Me and a haunted house witch. Don’t let the smile fool you: I was sure the moment I touched her she would reanimate into Karl Lagerfeld.
I had a brief, random encounter with Drew B. Someone brought a baby husky on the set and I, being half-mongoloid/half-carpathian, ran over to the puppy with arms outstretched and milk dribling down my chest, just wanting to embrace it’s tiny dog-body. She was there along with her friend and some younger kids, and truly seems genuinely sweet — I don’t think it’s an on-screen shtick with her. gay gainer porn italianculture.net I managed to hold myself together and not remove the torah scroll I keep tucked in my bra with the 15 reasons why “Ever After” is one of my favorite movies ev.
Towards the end of the day, Hugh, Drew and Brad were filming the same scene they had been working on the entire day from a different camera angle. It must have been the 50th time they were running the lines, and Hugh seemed fatigued. Fragile, British, and fatigued. He kept mussin’ his lines up, and getting progressively more agitated. suprise porn frienddo.com It didn’t help that he was surrounded by 5 year olds holding hands with their incredibly aggressive stage moms (see also: Me in 15 years.)
After flubbing a line for the 4th time in a row, Hugh freaked. I was standing behind the director watching the dailies, and all of a sudden I heard it: (spoken in the most high-brow British accent) “Fuck! Fuck me!! Fucking blighmy! Goddamn fuck!” The children all stopped walking. The ferris wheel came to a halt. A squirrel stopped eating a nut to look up. traprapunzel porn www.charitiesbuyinggroup.com A baby cried. I, however, stood under the tent DYING laughing. Yes!! Some color! Some action! Hooray!!
There he is.
A few minutes later, he nailed the scene, and returned to his chair which I happened to be standing next to. (Don’t read into it, there was nowhere else to go!) Hugh, the ultimate gent, turns to an older woman sitting nearby and says “I do apologize for the outburst. diego barros porn www.bausch.com.ph ” I couldn’t help myself. “Are you kidding me?” I piped in, “That was the best thing I’ve seen all day! I was losing my mind, and finally — fireworks on the set!”
I bit my lip… Did I break a rule? Would I get thrown out of the park like DJ Jazzy Jeff in the opening of Fresh Prince? I waited. identical twins porn hackerone.com
And, to my relief, Hugh gave a small chuckle… and then.. porn hub intro msichat.de . he… LOOKED AT ME! And people, listen. His eyes were the deepest of turquoise, azul like the clearest waters of the Pacific. His built-in indigo laser beams bore holes directly through my skull. I died inside.
Another “on the sly” pic of the back of Hugh’s chair. I came thisclose to scouring it for hair follicles to auction off on Ebay.
But that was it. He didn’t say anything back, and I’m pretty sure my internal “freak out” mechanism kicked in, because I made some crack about killing myself on the Long Island Rail Road, and the convo kind of ended right there.
When I told my friend working on the film, she got a little dismayed but laughed. I’m basically an asshole, but this is common knowledge. Mike and I took the train back into the city, exhausted, a little burnt, but aware that we just had one of the best days of our lives.
Later on that evening, I got a text from my buddy. Apparently she went up to Hugh following my departure, and said “I’m sorry my friend accosted you.” (Accosted is a major thorn with me, as I was standing right there, but nevertheless.)
To which he responded: “Oh no, I liked her.”
“Oh no, I liked her. “
I haven’t eaten in three days.
The end.
That also might be thanks to this french-fry smoking cone of french fries, who reduced me to a chain smoking meth head on set.
(Big thanks to my friend who made this most amazing day possible!)
